Top 10 Pickup Lines for Valentine's Day

Top 10 Pickup Lines for Valentine's Day

  1. Are you Kissam? Cuz once I’m inside you, I’m never coming out.
  2. Are you Morgan and Lewis? Cuz I wanna fill you way past capacity.
  3. Are you a prospective student? Because I’m hoping if I lie to you enough you’ll still come.
  4. Are you Nicholas Zeppos? Cuz you can pitch my white tent.
  5. Are you from Chicago? Cuz you're a liar.
  6. Are you the walk between Commons and Wilson? Cuz it’ll take me twelve minutes and I’ll be sweating the whole time.
  7. Do you work at Deloitte? Cuz I wanna work at Deloitte.
  8. Are you Stevenson? Cuz I don't really know the way around your insides.
  9. Are you ASB? Because I want you to, like, literally change my life and my ENTIRE outlook on the college experience.
  10. Are you a rand cookie? Cuz I wanna put my penis inside you.
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