Vanderbilt Voices: Student Harassed by Unrelenting Swarm of Yellow Jackets

Vanderbilt Voices: Student Harassed by Unrelenting Swarm of Yellow Jackets

In this column, Freshman Ralph Donnelly reflects on recent struggles during his time at Vanderbilt. Donnelly has been followed by an aggravated swarm of yellow jackets for the past nine days.

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JESUS CHRIST

FUCK

THE STINGS

THE FUCKING STINGS

GOD DAMMIT

GOD, SHIT

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHTI SHIST SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT  

AAAAAAAUUGH

FUCK YELLOW JACKETS

TINY LITTLE FLYING ASSHOLES

FUCK YOU

SHIT

GOD, WHAT THE HELL

PLEASE STOP

PLEASE

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALMIGHTY AND ALL THAT IS HOLY  IN THIS WORLD

STOP

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SHOWERING DIDN’T HELP

THEY JUST KEPT STINGING

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY DO THEY HATE ME

WHAT DID I DO

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH  FUCKL SHSIT

THIS IS MY LIFE

MY FUCKING LIFE

ALSO WE NEED TO ADDRESS THE STIGMA AROUND MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES ON CAMPUS

BUT ALSO FUCKING YELLOW JACKETS OW FUCK SHIT

HELP

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Trust Me -- I Know A Ton of Brothers

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