Inauguration Drinking Game

Inauguration Drinking Game

Our 45th President is being sworn into office tomorrow, and there's no better way to celebrate than by drinking far more than you should. Good luck.

Take a Drink Every Time:

  • You ask, “Who is this?” when they introduce a performer

  • You see Mike Pence

  • You hear “Make America Great Again”

  • You see a woman frowning

  • They mention a women’s march

  • Trump talks about “destroying opponents”

  • Another Democratic lawmaker adds “boycotted inauguration” to their 2018 campaign

  • Trump drags Buzzfeed

  • Trump tweets during the inauguration

  • An old republican nominee arrives

  • You see an unqualified cabinet member

  • You see Obama looking sad with the fortune of our country

  • Trump’s tiny son looks so confused and lost

  • You hear poor grammar

  • Trump hugs Ivanka and accidentally touches her butt

  • They show something in the military

  • You see someone crying

  • You see Satan in the crowd

  • You notice how small Trump’s hands are

Finish your drink if:

  • There’s a public protest on screen

  • RBG falls asleep

  • Ben Carson falls asleep

  • You cry

  • You cheer

Chug while Trump takes the oath of office

Take a shot if:

  • Trump dances with Ivanka instead of his wife

  • Hillary appears

  • Kanye is onscreen

  • Trump closes with “You’re fired”

Finally, drink an entire colt 45 in honor of the 45th President. Congrats! You successfully celebrated the peaceful transition of power. 

 

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